- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

David Cameron

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Terry has ebola

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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