What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Tony Romo

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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a man makes a bad joke

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A gay man watches football.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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