What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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