- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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