A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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