One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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