- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Racial Equality

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

This is my favorite antijoke.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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