- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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