Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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