What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

The holocaust

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Caramel Boing.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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