What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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