Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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