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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

I named my son ps2 controller

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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