- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

poop.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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