- Anti Joke

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Justin beiber's penis

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Justin beiber's penis

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania