- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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