Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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