why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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your face

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Justin Bieber.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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