A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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whats a joke

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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women's rights

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Anti Joke

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