- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.