what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

your mum

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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