- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What comes after 69? 70

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Once upon a time, The end.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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