- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Morning wood.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Know! Come in!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A Mormon walks into a bar

Irish sobriety

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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