- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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