- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Nice belt.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Your Mom!!!

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.