A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Chris Bosh's neck

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Romans rights.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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