- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

kathryn atkins

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Robert Mugabe.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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