- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

#Hanging Degus

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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