- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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