why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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