How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

homosexuals are gay

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Guess what? I like trains.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops