roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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