- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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