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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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