So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Brain fart

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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