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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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