- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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