- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank