what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

just in time?

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

This is a joke.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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