- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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