Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Japan

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Queens Park rangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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