A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Asian women drivers...

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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