Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Dwarf Shortage

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

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1+1=2

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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