- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Who invented apple? God

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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