A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I was once a hamster.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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