- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

so today i took a poop. hehe

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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