- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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