- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

YEAH THEY DO!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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