Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Pickles

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Homonyms should be band.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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