- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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